Most Favored of Places of Warms

My People prepare for me many places of warms.

The majestickest of all the places of warms is the board of the keys.  My People remove me to a lesser place of warms, but I make my returns.

I Am the Royalties

I makes my thrones in the chair of the bag of the beans.

Majestic, am I not?

I Am With My People

My People takes a seat.

I follow My People wherever it goes because I am a small plush god.

Cats Rule the World

My People pay their homage to me.

I acknowledge their worships by making my nappings on the Rug of the Cougars of the Washington State University, because I have decreed that cats reign.

Dictations

My People use the technologies of modernhood.

I instruct them in the usings of them, and My People do my biddings because I am a small plush god.

Memorings

I gazes into the memorings and I make my reminisces of the season of the days of holi.

I revel in my recollections of the tastings of the coily ribbons, and I make waits until I shall again deck the box of my litters with streamers of shininess.

My People Makes Eatings

My People takes their seatings.  My People makes their eatings.

I places myself in the centers of their worlds and bestow my blessings upon the meals of My People.