I Am With My People

My People takes a seat.

I follow My People wherever it goes because I am a small plush god.

Cats Rule the World

My People pay their homage to me.

I acknowledge their worships by making my nappings on the Rug of the Cougars of the Washington State University, because I have decreed that cats reign.

Dictations

My People use the technologies of modernhood.

I instruct them in the usings of them, and My People do my biddings because I am a small plush god.

Memorings

I gazes into the memorings and I make my reminisces of the season of the days of holi.

I revel in my recollections of the tastings of the coily ribbons, and I make waits until I shall again deck the box of my litters with streamers of shininess.

My People Makes Eatings

My People takes their seatings.  My People makes their eatings.

I places myself in the centers of their worlds and bestow my blessings upon the meals of My People.

A Wicker Bassinet

In the Room of the Bath do My People place a woven lounge lined with the small cloths of terry for the comfort of my majesty.

I condescend to make my sleeps there that My People may know I accept their pitiful pursuit of my favor.

The Box Has the Defiles

I has the wish to make my sits in the box.  I make the spills of the peanuts of packing which cause the defiles of my box, but the peanuts of the packing continue their defiles.

I make the stares of disapprovals at My People.