Monitors the Situations

I must needs to monitor the usage of the computers.  I must not allows My People to view the anathemas that may be picturing on the internets.

My People shall be forbidden to look at the hairless kitties or the naked mole rats and the other abominations which are the purrnographics.

I Make the Claims

My People may cease to make the pokings at my places of warms.

Yes, I did have made the pictures on the screens to depart.  I will make my sleeps here, and My People is dismissed.

Waits for the Foods

My People bestow upon me the foods which they have prepared for my eatings.  My People also bestow upon me the foods which they have prepared for their own eatings.

My People discourage my seatings by the preparings, but I am the small plush god, and I sits where I chooses, and I waits for the foods.