That Feeling of Sinking

You sometimes gets that feeling of sinking, yesno?

But I fits in the sinking much probably better than you.  This is one of so many ways I am superior to you.

Eye Has Superpowers

Eye are watching you.

Your cannot make yours eyes to glow, as eye do.  You will bestow upon me what eye wishes, or eye will glare upon you.

"Surprise, Freaks!" -King Julien

It is NOT a cookies.  It is I!  Mark Sinclair Vincent St. Agnes von Lichtenschtein.  In the tin of the cookies to which I have claims as my throne.

I am NOT for the eatings.

Places of Warms

The beds of My People are places of warms.  The floor in fronts of the wall heaters are places of warms.  The windowsills of sunshines are places of warms.

Electronics are the best places of warms.  My People discourage this, for they forget their place as my subjects.

I Must Has My Own Blog

When I was a young prince, I would make my sleeps at the vent of the laptop and it would pay its warms to me.  When it made itself to sleeping due to overheat, I would must find a new place of warms.

Now that I am grown to be a small plush god, I will to press the laptop into service for to bless the earth with the joys that is myself.