The Comforts and The Affections

My People enters the castle of my domain with the distresses in its face.  My People has come to wash the substances which are foreign out of its eyes, which is domestic.  I must will to comfort and assist My People while it leans across my sinkings to make its cleansings.

I bestow upon My People the comforts and the affections, and My People is healed.

The Centers of the Attentions Are Belonging to Me

I will be in the middles of the rooms, that My People may gaze upon the magnificences that is myself, and they shall be filled with all the joys.

I am at night on the round table.

Dominion

I rule the insidings of the house.  I rule the outsidings of the house.  I rule the yards.  I lie amongst the grasses which My People have trimmed for my pleasure, and I survey the dominion that is mine for the rulings.

I am content.  I rule all the things.

Structure of Wood

My People have applied the paints to a structure of wood.  I must am obligated to examine their workings.

If I approve, I will make my rubs upon it.

A Box With a Towel

The Lady of the House will has kittens.  My People have prepared for the Lady of the House a box with a towel.

I must will test it for her.

The Insubordination of the Insubordinates

My People hang the plant of the catnippings beyond my reaches.  They douse me with waters when I make my holes among the flowers.  They hide from me the infant birds who fall from the trees like manna.

I gaze with disapprovals upon My People, for they must be punished with the punishings of punishment.

That Feeling of Sinking

You sometimes gets that feeling of sinking, yesno?

But I fits in the sinking much probably better than you.  This is one of so many ways I am superior to you.

Eye Has Superpowers

Eye are watching you.

Your cannot make yours eyes to glow, as eye do.  You will bestow upon me what eye wishes, or eye will glare upon you.

"Surprise, Freaks!" -King Julien

It is NOT a cookies.  It is I!  Mark Sinclair Vincent St. Agnes von Lichtenschtein.  In the tin of the cookies to which I have claims as my throne.

I am NOT for the eatings.

Places of Warms

The beds of My People are places of warms.  The floor in fronts of the wall heaters are places of warms.  The windowsills of sunshines are places of warms.

Electronics are the best places of warms.  My People discourage this, for they forget their place as my subjects.

I Must Has My Own Blog

When I was a young prince, I would make my sleeps at the vent of the laptop and it would pay its warms to me.  When it made itself to sleeping due to overheat, I would must find a new place of warms.

Now that I am grown to be a small plush god, I will to press the laptop into service for to bless the earth with the joys that is myself.